Early man did it with a combination of shaped stones and luck. It was obviously crude. But, it was nonetheless effective, even if success was also a bit limited. This went on for millennia until the ancient Egyptians realized the process relied on luck more than anything else. Wanting to improve the efficiency of the process, Thutmose IV directed his advisers to devise a more predictable and reliable system, because he feared the effects of wind erosion would prematurely reduce his kingdom to rubble.hardingfv32 wrote:How do you physically 'split' the upwash from the wing?bhallg2k wrote:They do so by "splitting" the upwash from the wing so that its interaction with oncoming flow is minimized....
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Little is known about the fruit of their labors, however, as the creation apparently did not work. When the Great Sphinx of Giza lost its nose, the pharaoh was angered and ordered that his advisers be executed in a particularly brutal fashion. Needless to say, anyone with knowledge of this ill-fated solution remained mum on its particulars lest they meet the same cruel fate.
It wasn't until Mario Vespucci, cousin of Amerigo, decided to set sail on his own that additional progress was made. He was so tired of living in his cousin's rather formidable shadow that he surmised he'd probably have to do something special to set himself apart if he had any hope of getting recognition for his efforts. Mario was not a greedy man; he didn't need to be celebrated by having a future superpower named in his honor. More than anything else, Mario simply wanted to be known as something other than "Amerigo's bitch."
He soon decided that the best way to accomplish this goal would be to outrun his famous cousin on an exploratory trip around the world. But, because shipbuilding by that point had become rather stagnant, he initially struggled to formulate a solution to help him complete the task. He nearly drove himself to madness until he remembered a primitive culture he encountered in the South Pacific on an island known as Withgoddamnvshapedcutouts. He remembered their fast, tiny fishing boats and the tiny notches that were cut into their tiny transoms. Both the feature and the boats' speed left substantial impressions.
In a rush to set sail as soon as possible, Mario asked his friend and countryman, Leonardo da Vinci, with help with quickly designing and implementing his idea. However, he was thwarted when the inventor replied, "Not now. I'm busy painting an ugly woman." Disheartened, Mario realized the work would be totally his own.
That wasn't all bad, though. Mario's eventual ingenious design proved to be an enormous success. So much so that he paid a visit to his island muse to celebrate the majesty of his creative prowess with those who had indirectly helped him to find it. Unfortunately, he soon discovered that the people of Withgoddamnvshapedcutouts were ritualistic cannibals, and he had arrived just in time for their annual feast. After the "Festival of Life Sort of," as the feast was known at the time, the only items that remained of Mario's expedition were his innovative boat and an oddly anachronistic can of Spam.
Little of his design has changed over the years. Even the great Albert Einstein couldn't improve upon it. It's been said that he broke down in frustrated tears during the attempt and then vowed to thereafter focus his attention on easier matters such as a unifying theory of the universe.
Mario "The Other White Meat" Vespucci
1460 - 1501
Traditional Withgoddamnvshapedcutouts tribal art