Several of Xpensive's suggestions match my own finely honed sense of the ridiculous,
My own goofy suggestions would be just to have the drivers swap cars 3 or 4 times a season, (wouldn't you love to see Vettel in a Marussia?) or require a mandatory pit stop where the drivers get out of the car, sprint down pit lane, spin around twice clockwise and three times counterclockwise, kiss Charlie Whiting's ass, then sprint back to their cars and roar off for their final stint. Reverse grids always make for entertaining racing and sprinklers at each corner controlled randomly by computer would "spice things up" nicely as well.
But in the final analysis, the sport has once again peered into the mirror and decided that it is indeed the fairest of them all. They REFUSE to acknowledge the structural weaknesses built into the current and coming regulations, weaknesses that preclude good, close racing at the front of the pack. I for one care not one jot whether Caterham or Marussia gets the Dead Last But Finished trophy. Don't much care who is jousting for 13th place back in the pack. Or 8th, 7th and 6th place either.
Formula One's greatest weakness is that is focuses entirely on the cars to the exclusion of the drivers. We all want to fantasize about being a racing driver but few of us lie awake at night dreaming of curvaceous side pods. What NASCAR has proven is that fans are passionate about the drivers yet F1 relegates the drivers to merely a supporting role. That's just stupid. The many who have commented in this thread about how the sport has lost its way and how the racing used to be so much more exciting in the golden days of yore are really saying that the concentration on the cars is boring.
We want to see drivers nipping and snapping at each other's heels, slip streaming and late braking, employing real tactics, in other words, doing all the things that make great drivers great. DRS is idiotic because it allows a second tier driver to breeze by when there is no way in hell he could do so in the real world or real racing. BOOOOOOR ing.
I always hear about how any team can stand in the way of rules changes, but time after time after time the teams go meekly along with the most ridiculous ideas and knuckle under to cockamamie notions thrust upon them by Bernie or the FIA or Flavio Briattore, for all I know.
There is no need for all this silliness. Forget all the idiocy that gets baked into the "spice up the show" cake. Get rid of aero, ban difusors, focus on mechanical grip and let 'em race! [-o<