Caption Competition

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F1NAC
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No more pasta for you

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proteus
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"The retirement home is over there."

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If i would get the money to start my own F1 team, i would revive Arrows

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RedNEO
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Told you the tyres on sebs car would be ok..

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Carmack
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Just...go...leave,retire,whatever... The exit is that way, and don't let the door kick you on your way out.

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you must be this high to enter ferrari world!
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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"Guess which hand my 6/10ths are in?"
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"For sure, when I milka my cows"

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adrianjordan
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"and then I picked him up by his ankles and dangled him off the edge of the technology centre roof...and that is how I got Ron to hire me back again!"
Favourite driver: Lando Norris
Favourite team: McLaren

Turned down the chance to meet Vettel at Silverstone in 2007. He was a test driver at the time and I didn't think it was worth queuing!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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adrianjordan
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"The toilets? Over there mate!"
Favourite driver: Lando Norris
Favourite team: McLaren

Turned down the chance to meet Vettel at Silverstone in 2007. He was a test driver at the time and I didn't think it was worth queuing!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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"Yes Bernie, I placed your prayer supplication note - into a crevice, high on the 'Wailing Wall' - with this very finger!"
"Well, we knocked the bastard off!"

Ed Hilary on being 1st to top Mt Everest,
(& 1st to do a surface traverse across Antarctica,
in good Kiwi style - riding a Massey Ferguson farm
tractor - with a few extemporised mod's to hack the task).

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gary123
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Caption this :)

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iotar__
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gary123 wrote:Image

Caption this :)
Highest point of Sky's commentary team in 2016.

ChrisDanger
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iotar__ wrote:
Highest point of Sky's commentary team in 2016.
This one is a close contender for that title:

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RicME85
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God I hate that tit

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Tiny Damon rapes Giant Johnny whilst urged on by crowd. Martin 'The Gimp' Brundle denies involvement.