2014 season - Ugliest noses ever?

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Wonderful.

Can't wait to see the pelican nose adaptation of this, this ... thing.

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Blanchimont wrote:I have no problem with this kind of nose, as long it is called the "Blanchimont-type"-nose or shorter the "B-type"-nose.
Please stick to this term from now on if you talk about this nose! :wink:

We'll see if this term will make it to the 2014 paddock! :mrgreen:
What we will remember is you invented the famous dick nose.

If Red Bull uses some flexing bodywork there´s a whole load of remarks one can expand upon ;)
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face reactions on seeing this first time:

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"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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SectorOne wrote:
Blanchimont wrote:I have no problem with this kind of nose, as long it is called the "Blanchimont-type"-nose or shorter the "B-type"-nose.
Please stick to this term from now on if you talk about this nose! :wink:

We'll see if this term will make it to the 2014 paddock! :mrgreen:
What we will remember is you invented the famous dick nose.

If Red Bull uses some flexing bodywork there´s a whole load of remarks one can expand upon ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> priceless

anyway..........2015 Fia might apply vanity plates like this year to.........'fix' the 'gap' in the calculations they made
when given the nose rules :mrgreen:

Since i think fia is sitting like this when seeing these possibile 14 noses:

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i think the Fia should just allow design freedom again like when we had crazy tyrells, crazy BMW's and such.......
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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They should take a leaf from the stepped noses and prevent this... this kind of thing. Where did rationalism go ? It's obvious the cars will look like sh!t, they should intervene now before it's too late !

Quick ! Kill it before it hatches :lol:
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"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother that person is a piece of sh*t"

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I'm quite surprised you guys are actually surprised. Having read most of the nose topics around here recently while thinking of my own possibilities, the one that scarbs came up with is pretty close to what I devised, along with some other alternatives. I'll write about it later on, but unfortunately my drawing skills aren't that great to demonstrate it this way.

In any case, kudos to Blanchimont. Remember the days when manchild predicted a hole through the nose cone, which Ferrari later materialised? ;-)

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What can you do, ay? Whatever the FIA try to do to mandate a low nose section, the teams have worked to keep the nose as high as possible. The only way out will be to mandate a standard nosecose, and then imagine the stink that will cause.
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Or just enforce a certain width from the nose tip and up.
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Tomba wrote:I'm quite surprised you guys are actually surprised. Having read most of the nose topics around here recently while thinking of my own possibilities, the one that scarbs came up with is pretty close to what I devised, along with some other alternatives.
Yup.
Unfortunately I'm also not surprised at all.
In the given Regulation it immediately looked like a brilliant idea. Albeit an ugly one.
Anyway it is clear that this is now the Blanchimont Type Nose. And chances are there will be a few detailed variations of these to see in reality come the unveiling of the 2014 cars.

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To all you guys who use twitter, maybe you could tweet about that #btypenose to spread the word... :D :lol:
Dear FIA, if you read this, please pm me for a redesign of the Technical Regulations to avoid finger nose shapes for 2016! :-)

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How did the FIA allow this to happen... again? From broken noses to a group of penis cars :roll:

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"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother that person is a piece of sh*t"

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