bill shoe wrote:Peter Windsor interviewed on the starting grid for Bahrain on 14 March 2010--
Interviewer: Well Peter, it's been a long effort for USF1, but now with just a few minutes remaining before the green flag it looks like you won't be able to make the race.
P. Windsor: Oh no, actually everything is fine. We've had a few problems, but that's to be expected in a new F1 team. We will definitely make the start of this race.
Interviewer: But you have no cars present at the track, you haven't passed crash testing, and your two drivers are running around in circles in the garage with their helmets on making sputtering engine noises with their mouths.
P. Windsor: Please just watch the promotional videos on our website. You'll clearly see things that look like F1 car parts. That proves we'll make the start of the season here in a few minutes.
Interviewer: You know Peter, it's very difficult to get a team going and get funding and I know many fans in America and around the world will be rooting for you even if you have to admit it's not working out.
P. Windsor: Thanks for the support, I'll see you from the top step of the podium after the race. We're really looking forward to the next race-- we have a new aero step that should be worth another 6 tenths per lap!!
this is hilarious