USF1 -- F1's All-American Challenger

[Miguel]

All my sister cares about is genes (on various mammals), chopping off half of a rats head and look at it's brain as the rat is alive, stick a bunch of electrodes in there, get them extremely high on some weird drugs and write down how long they survived. Oh, and hanging out with "medical" weirdos, who are worse than any kind of weirdos, including my kind, the engineering ones.

That's awesome stuff! I should have met her when I was in New York!

[...] which to me sounds like it's just a bunch of commie Swedish women.

OT: I absolutely love how different feelings the word "comunists" arouses in the US and in Europe. Those women may even feel complimented when you call them comunists. Being a socialist can even be the "cool" political position in some european cuntries countries!

[xpensive]

I was about to say something about the looks of the average American woman when compared to the Swedish one, but somenthing tells me I probably shouldn't go down that road

[jwielage]

I was about to say something about the looks of the average American woman when compared to the Swedish one, but somenthing tells me I probably shouldn't go down that road

My good friend was just in Sweeden and he said the women were very "aestheticly pleasing", aka they were babes. So you won't get any argument from me. How did we get on this subject anyway, oh well.

Go USF1, err.... USGPE !!!

[jddh1]

I was about to say something about the looks of the average American woman when compared to the Swedish one, but something tells me I probably shouldn't go down that road

If you go down that road, I'll tag along. You will have no objections from me as far as that comparison goes. We know what we got here. They're alright, you see, but not like the Swedish ones. I'll give you that, no charge.

Strange, my life suddenly became soo empty without having USF1/USGPE to kick around, news anyone?

http://www.teamamericaf1.com

I strongly recommend subscribing to the RSS feeds. You'll have a good laugh if anything.

That's awesome stuff! I should have met her when I was in New York!

Miguel, you're not one of those medical weirdos, are you?

[xpensive]

So what are you guys really saying here, you wouldn't kick Victoria Silvstedt out of your bed even if she was found to be a seven-star femmie-commie, is that it?

[jddh1]

So what are you guys really saying here, you wouldn't kick Victoria Silvstedt out of your bed even if she was found to be a seven-star femmie-commie, is that it?

Of course she would be kicked out. As hot as she looks, I think she's washed up, kinda like Pam Anderson. She can take her crabs in her purse on the way out.
Do you mean to tell me there's no hotter women in Sweden than VS? I think there are.

[jddh1]

Pretty funny: http://www.teamamericaf1.com/blog/?p=147

[xpensive]

Actually, like most Swedes, Victoria is a member of mensa.

[jddh1]

Actually, like most Swedes, Victoria is a member of mensa.

That's even worst. We in America like our blondes with low IQ levels. That allows us to watch baseball and watch the football game where you are allowed to touch the ball with your hands. So, Mensa you say? I say to heck with her. You can keep her so she bothers you, and not us, with conversations about the modified Poisson's Equation, CFD, the real culprits behind the Max Mosley scandal, the handwriting inconsistencies in Tolstoy's War and Peace manuscript, or new algorithms to rip our American movies faster and with higher quality. We don't want that. We want our baseballs, our Bud Light, our dumb fake blondes, all this while we're out hunting with Larry the Cable Guy.
Git'R'Done!

[xpensive]

Good point there. Luckily we have Nowrwegian blondes at convenient hand for the sort of activities you refer to.

[xpensive]

"Right, now get the load of this mod. When I see a Formula 1 car on the grid, which is designed and built in Charlotte or anywhere near, I will eat a...hmm, let me think about that one for a bit."

A Nomex-suit.

[jddh1]

"Right, now get the load of this mod. When I see a Formula 1 car on the grid, which is designed and built in Charlotte or anywhere near, I will eat a...hmm, let me think about that one for a bit."

A Nomex-suit.

I see you enjoy reading Team America's Blog.

PS: And are really Norwegians blondes used for that? Interesting.

[xpensive]

Come to think of it, in order to make this team as all-American as possible, surely it should show on the choice of pit-lane girls as well?
Imagine that, Pamela-Sue from Wal-mart in Hicksville, wonder of MrE thought that one through?

[GTO]

I was hoping someone would start this thread.
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[Belatti]

http://www.teamamericaf1.com/blog/

This site keeps going better and better

Lets flash back in time to 2004.

Bernie Ecclestone had written a clause in to the newest Concorde Agreement that he was the only fantasy creature allowed in Formula 1. Bernie, being an Neutral-Evil Elf, met with Jenson in 2004 and informed him that midgets were banned from Formula 1 under clause 26C of the Concorde Agreement:

There shall only be 1 person that comes from the land of the faerie folk in Formula 1. This person shall only be Bernie Ecclestone. Other mystical creatures such as dragons, fairies and midgets are banned.

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We take our hats off to Ross Brawn and we look forward to his bad teeth mobile in 2010. To sign off, here’s a picture of Ross Brawn with a guy who approached us for a drive but we rejected. We used the power of google to search his name and came up with this and told him to --- off. 6 wins in 180 odd starts? We want to win everything. You’re not the driver for us, plus, we beat you in World War 2, don’t you forget that as it’s when freedom really got going

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*** EXCLUSIVE *** - The Brawn GP car before all of the liquid paper was applied