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good one and nice to see this topic revived. how did you come across 4 shots of MS (displaying poor sense of fashion for a multi-millionair) eating a bannana? did you type into google images 'shumacher bannana' and, after sifting through his brothers site (hope you know what i mean) come across this or what?
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
A racing friend of mine in an Escort mk2 commenting on a fellow competitor:
He may be faster than me, but I'm satisfied my cholestral is lower!
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
As a U.S citizen for 17 years I am horribly ashamed of the high percentage of the population that's overweight. Thank you McDonalds and bad gene pool for cultivating human beings like this.
I think its perfectly fair to take the piss out of the likes of this racing guy I mentioned because frankly its his own fault, I used to be chubby but i managed to eat less and exercise more, why can't these guys? I know thats not entirely fair, if at all, but I'm sick of hearing 'i'm just big boned' I mean, for fu*ks sake, get a dog, take it for a walk, thats not your bones shrinking!
Now that I've revealed my hatred of fat people to the world I'll sign off here.
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
I don't think it's nice to take a piss, but who likes its up to them 
