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"An F1 driver, high on KERS battery acid, runs into three other cars"

[Pandamasque]

A new kind of alcohol control ?

RedBull breathalyzer, not to be sniffed at.

[copperkipper1]

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"nice banana"

[bot6]

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New revolutionary tool the secret of Renault's speed

OR

Renault engineer caught sabotaging a rival car with banana in exhaust

[WhiteBlue]

Don't tell anybody but I'm in fact Mick Jagger's illegitimate son.

[andrew]

Don't tell anybody but I'm in fact Mick Jagger's illegitimate son.

Try Jean Jaques Burnel (bass player in The Stranglers, for those who have a gap in their knowledge).

[FJCA]

Don't tell anybody but I'm in fact Mick Jagger's illegitimate son.

=D>

[Formula None]

Start me up.

[Caito]

[Ted68]

AP-Grove, Oxfordshire, UK
Reports from sources inside Williams Grand Prix offices today claim Reubens Barrichello may have secretly euthanised his long running career during a recent motorsports event held in Melbourne, Australia. Rumors about the paddock claim that before the race the Brazilian driver asked fellow competitor Fernando Alonso for three of the six tenths the Spaniard is said to carry in his back pocket. The results show that this never happened. More news as it develops.

[copperkipper1]

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[Sebp]

[manchild]

[wesley123]

Say Cheese!

[Richard]

Schumacher "At last a place where I feel at one with myself"

... for a moment I thought it was Tom Cruse