You guys don't get it. The night before the qualifying, a man with a thick neck, thicker eyebrows, spanish accent and an awful white-yellow-orange suit was seen tampering with the springs in Rubens' car. It's obvious that his eyebrows give him divinatory powers, so he knew that, after 3/4 pi + 0.1 radians counterclockwise rotation of the screwdriver, the white car was going to drop the spring right when a red car followed him.
This man was also seen bribing another guy in Budapest on thursday evening. Curiously enough both men were wearing similarly coloured ugly clothes. The only words heard by witnesses that day are "loose" and "screw".
We now know the truth. This guy, evil enough to tamper with the medical history of some retired german, had it all under control:
- Spring out
- Massa out
- Renault out
- Codename Zapatero* out
- Thick neck in red car in
- World domination MWUAHAHAHA MWUAHAHAHAHA
Thank god Luca Badoer knew all this and is our saviour. Had the plans of the evil man with the thick neck worked out, we'd all be enslaved into a world of ugly clothes, thick eyebrows (or you grow them in prison), cider and
Cabrales cheese. Finally all the soberano bull figures in Spain would be replace with gigantic sculptures of Flavio wearing a teeny weeny string thong.
God save Luca Badoer.
* Zapatero is the spanish equivalent of Schumacher. But I guess you already knew it.
EDIT for ISLAMATRON: Yes, you are right. It's his eyebrows that also give him seven tenths. Cut them and he'll go back to Yoong speed.
I am not amazed by F1 cars in Monaco. I want to see them driving in the A8 highway: Variable radius corners, negative banking, and extreme narrowings that Tilke has never dreamed off. Oh, yes, and "beautiful" weather tops it all.
"Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future." Niels Bohr
and went to bed a very disgruntled young boy.
Nando mus' be gutted seeing Badoer taking the seat 
