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Scuderia_Russ
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
"Whether you think you can or can't, either way you are right."
-Henry Ford-

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Tom
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Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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Belatti
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Esmeralda, dont you like me now that I´m a F1 driver :?:
"You need great passion, because everything you do with great pleasure, you do well." -Juan Manuel Fangio

"I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence." -Ayrton Senna

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checkered
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The authorities have taken

a tough stance against any irregularities since the "Spygate" broke ... now the teams and drivers are subject to random checks by a new agency, nicknamed the "Unspieables" or the "F-Men". And they're making their presence known ... "Pitlane Cops is filmed on location in Hungary with the men and women of Federation Internationale de l'Automobile Spy Counter-Operations (FIASCO)."

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"David, keep your hands where I can see them! Now, slowly reach out and open the door with your left hand!"
"&%#$!!!"


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"OK, Heikki, now turn around and drop to your knees! And don't try anything funny!"
"@€(?+%!!!"


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"Sir, your pit pass has to be visible at all times, no exceptions allowed. We'll have to take you downtown. Will you come quietly, or ? ..."
"Hahaha, a good one guys! ... Guys?! ... Hey, get your hands off ... %¤#?!!!"


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The lane is tough behind the pit boxes. One has to be strong, for there are temptations and dangers around every corner of this godforsaken motorhome park ...

("Psst ... Can I interest you in some files?")
"No - I'm fine, but thanks anyway"
("This is good stuff man, homecopied!")
"Hey, just stay away from me, will ya!"


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"Unit 53, do you copy?"
"This is unit 53."
"We're getting reports of a ten-thirty three in progress at STR, a young man is being grabbed by the shoulders or neck. The neighbours are worried."
"What, again? ..."
"Yes, would you check that out? ..."
"Ten-four ..."


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Seeing a "photo drive-by" is so commonplace these days that almost no-one flinches at the flashes and automatic shutters clicking away ...
"Is it safe to come out now?"


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But what about spies? 8)

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TO BANANA, OR NOT TO BANANA....... THATS THE QUESTION
"You need great passion, because everything you do with great pleasure, you do well." -Juan Manuel Fangio

"I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence." -Ayrton Senna

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modbaraban
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Belatti wrote:TO BANANA, OR NOT TO BANANA....... THATS THE QUESTION
please post a normal link to that page, or reapload the pic elsewhre. Hotlinking is disabled for that site.

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checkered are you a cop? :)

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modbaraban wrote:
Belatti wrote:TO BANANA, OR NOT TO BANANA....... THATS THE QUESTION
please post a normal link to that page, or reapload the pic elsewhre. Hotlinking is disabled for that site.
It´s weird, but the pic I posted of DeCesaris Brabham "SPARKING" Johansson´s McLaren was from the same site.

modbaraban, could you tell me where and how to reapload pics? :oops:
"You need great passion, because everything you do with great pleasure, you do well." -Juan Manuel Fangio

"I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence." -Ayrton Senna

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modbaraban
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Belatti wrote:It´s weird, but the pic I posted of DeCesaris Brabham "SPARKING" Johansson´s McLaren was from the same site.
What I see is this

to upload:
1. rightclick on the pic -> save image (to your computer)
2. go to http://www.imageshack.us/ click choose and select an image to upload
3. after the image is uploaded copy the 'Direct Link to image' (the lowest displayed in the list)

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There is an easier way.

to upload:

1. go to http://www.imageshack.us/ select url, paste url of the pic and click host it! button below
2. after the image is uploaded copy the 'Direct Link to image' (the lowest displayed in the list)

No need to save pic to PC and upload it again :)

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modbaraban
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manchild wrote:No need to save pic to PC and upload it again :)
thanx I failed to notice that :oops:

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checkered
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manchild wrote:checkered are you a cop? :)
Now, whatever gave

you that idea? :lol: No, the above post was just a result of mostly involuntary exposure to an almost constant stream of law enforcement related tv programming ... I mean, who couldn't pull off at least a half decent "make-believe cop" routine nowadays? Btw, being an officer of the law might carry some surprising perks with it ...

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... don't know if all those are for real, apparently most actually are. "Real" being a somewhat stretchy subject with these ... if I'm ever gonna be pulled over by a Gallardo, Exige or Scaglietti most likely I'll suppose that I'm being set up for a candid camera gag and behave accordingly. :shock:

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checkered wrote:Image
This is WAAAAY toooooo pricey to be real. The image is HAVE to be edited. :?

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NumberTwo
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So in three years we can pick these up at the city yard used for $5000.00 just like the Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptors, right? :wink: