Czestochowa, Polska, May 12, 2009 (
www.donskarPR.com) -- The Formula One world was rocked today by the exciting announcement of the birth of a new Formula One Racing Team.
Pyotr Dmcvznzkielzp, Grand Admiral and Commander of the Polish High Seas Fleet will lead the new team, to be called Rzeczypospolitej Indypenskyi Polskiej (Republic of Independent Poland: RIP).
Shown in prototype form, graced in Poland’s national colors, red over white, the new car will be designed and constructed by a team including Poland’s finest minds from both the military and the Polish auto industry. The design team will be based at the Delphi Krakow Technical Center, with actual construction of the race car undertaken at the Fiat Poland Bielsko-Biala plant.
Speaking at the prototype’s unveiling, Admiral Dmcvznzkielzp proclaimed, “This is the dawning of a new day for Poland and its technical might. Using the latest technology developed in Poland – breakthroughs such as advanced riveting, lightweight finned aluminum brake drums, and thin wall cast iron – we will assume our rightful place in the pinnacle of international auto racing.”
Andrej Rkejhkliepj, Poland’s Olympic weight lifter has been named as the team’s lead driver.
Sponsorship comes form major Polish industries: Polski Wyrob Pickles of Warsaw; the Whjkyskipirzski toothpick works at Sklerniewice; and the Scheiskopf Vodka corporation, near Wloclawek. Catering and entertainment at race venues will be supported by the powerful Polish Potato Combine.
Testing will begin at the new test track at Ostrowlec Swetokrzyski as soon as the new brick surface has been fully cured.
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PS: No offense meant to anyone -- I am half Polish (and half Italian)
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