Oh, c'mon, it's January the 2nd! Thanks anyway, nothing makes me happier than to lock a thread with renewed energy.
Threads like this are a temptation to root for USF1 team: after all I root for Santa Fé, one of the few colombian teams to hold a world record (fastest goal in the history of professional football: 9 seconds of the first half... but against Santa Fé).
New members, like Flabbio Fixatore, are always welcomed. Thanks for your entertaining, inspiring and well worked prose, Flabbio: check your PM for a token of my appreciation. In the improbable case that you aren't related to my ex-mother-in-law, you should. The good news is that I'm going to learn how to check the IP address of a member with zero posts.
Thanks heaven I made a new year's resolution to carry my pocket disintegrator ray at all times. Please, guys, will you keep making comments about nationalities? It's a brand new disintegrator raygun and I'm dying to use it for the first time. I thought I would use it first at my karting track, but what the heck.
Now I have to check who reported six posts: a happy new year to you too.
EDIT: Well, what a surprise. To the reporter: moderator manipulation is not your main strength... you should keep working on it. Finally, I wonder how many times has the phrase "Now, all of you, calm down and stop the bashing!" actually stopped a fight. Let me guess: zero times?