The Schumacher bashing thread

[WhiteBlue]

I realized that xpensive, manchild and the other Schumacher bashers havn't opened a dedicated thread for their popular weekly character debate. So I opened this one to for their convenience.

On topic is all talk about the moral deficiencies, the shocking dress sense, the lack of fine English humor and any transgression against the code of conduct becoming to a popular racing driver by the evil teutonic beastie.

Do not hesitate to post all your fond weekly memories about Adelaide 94, Jerez 97, Rascasse 2006, 94 Benetton technical cheating, 1996-2006 Ferrari evil conspiracy with the FiA. They are right on topic here.


Definitely also on topic by special dispense here are:

• all Nazi jokes
• the Führer
• carricature with Fritz helmets
• swasticas
• Adolph style face hair
• and SS insignia
• WWII jokes

Basically this is the designated anti Schumacher ying/yang thread. I hope you get the gist.

I wish you all the fun in the world and will endeavor to assist the moderators with identifying on topic contributions that have gone astray and are worthy of transfer to the thread.

[toshinden]

whoaaaa, the thread is exist!!! =D> nice one blue, is it okay if i call you blue?

he was and still one mean bast4rd in F1, but thats why i like him
upsss, wrong thread?

[Mysticf1]

Mr Shoemaker is a big doodo head.

[Scuderia_Russ]

Mr Shoemaker is a big doodo head.

How colourful.

[Sawtooth-spike]

Can We have

"He is a Proven Cheat, But a Very Good Driver"

For Every Fan there is an Anti Fan. Just live with it. Otherwise we will need to have the following thread:

"Buttons not that good and is luck to be WDC"

"Lewis never had to prove himself and is way to smug about it"

"Alonso thinks he is god"

"Massa is only good a fast car"

(Oddly enough i cant think of anybody who does not like Vettel at the moment.)

I learned a long time ago that if you post on this forum about how you dont like X Driver, all you will end up with is a Flame war. If you are clearly being a fan boy about a driver you will get the same results. Everybody likes some drivers and hates others, Its sport, dont take it personaly.

[manchild]

Definitely also on topic by special dispense here are:

• all Nazi jokes
• the Führer
• carricature with Fritz helmets
• swasticas
• Adolph style face hair
• and SS insignia
• WWII jokes

You're totally wrong. I've never used Nazi or SS jokes on Schumacher. I've always done it to describe MoSSley.

Schumacher gets only WWI Red Baron Minhausen status, as WWI wasn't evil vs. good kind of war as it was WWII, but purely imperial war for territories and supremacy.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfIwY4Ej9aM[/youtube]

So, when it matters WWII he gets Erich Hartmann status from me, although, if he was born on the beginning on 20th century, with such character, he'd for sure have been NSKK Obergruppenführer.

[Mysticf1]

+100 Blackadder

[Motley]

(Oddly enough i cant think of anybody who does not like Vettel at the moment.)

I'll bite:

He can't overtake or grow a proper beard...

Also, he punches puppies in the face to relax, the bastard...

[xpensive]

I can better that one, man, the old Schu gets Michael Wittmann status with me. Get the load of this, one day at Villers Bocage in 1944 Wittmann took out 16 vehicles with his Tiger before lunch! What's Schu's score anyway?

http://www.achtungpanzer.com/gen3.htm

[Sawtooth-spike]

(Oddly enough i cant think of anybody who does not like Vettel at the moment.)

I'll bite:

He can't overtake or grow a proper beard...

Also, he punches puppies in the face to relax, the bastard...

Love it.

Unfair on the Beard though, is can only be around 15 or so

[rich1701]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93LseHR ... PL&index=6

Schumacher, at Damon Hill's 1996 championship party... It always makes me laugh.

[Belatti]

I wont complain to the moderators about this thread if you keep it technical.
That means funny and inventive.

Any aggresive post will be considered at an USF1 technical level and will be excluded by the moderators with xpensive supervision.

[xpensive]

We must also give WB some credit for finally having made a constructive contribution to F1T after 3500 attempts!

[zgred]

We must also give WB some credit for finally having made a constructive contribution to F1T after 3500 attempts!

I strongly support idea :]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txKfqjas ... re=related[/youtube]

[Giblet]

I know the resemblance is striking, but Flavio was banned, and Michael retired after having his ass basketed by Alonso, Renault, and Michelin. These are not disguises to get back in the sport and save face, not at all.........