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MrE realizes that he's a racer more than everything after all, retires from FOM to put all, perhaps not ALL the loot however, to resurrect Brabham with Gordon Murray designing a vacuum-cleaner and Charlie Whiting managing the tool-box.
With Nelson Sr driving while junior is riding shot-gun, going off here there and everywhere in his zeal to cover for dad,
this makes for the meanest combo yet seen on the tracks.
By midseason, MrM has discovered that it was MrE who set him up at the whipping post from the beginning, why he decides to return to competition himself, determined to show the old fart who's the oldest after all.
After buying the Virgin team for a plate of beans and a song, his loyals in the FIA senate pulls a coup by declaring that the current engine-rules are bringing the sport into disrepute, allowing MrM's team to show up with a 3.5 twin-turbo, sporting 2000+ Hp running on nitro.
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"I spent most of my money on wine and women...I wasted the rest"
Ken Anderson finally manages to build his USF1 car and is somehow allowed to compete, although 12 months behind plan.
The line-up is now complete with his son Jason Anderson, long time xpected recruit Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull, singing "Locomotive breath" in every interview supported by Jon Anderson with a curious psycedelic beat, Swedish Ingmar Bergman actress Bibi Anderson for a little bit of cultural touch and finally Glen Anderson from Edmonton Oilers fame.
The latter makes F1T moderator Dave Killens go completely haywire, talking Tomba into sponsoring the spectacle!
"I spent most of my money on wine and women...I wasted the rest"
andrew wrote:
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Seriously though, Bernie lauches an F1 race on an aircraft carrier to stop the drivers from cutting corners!
Quite obviously, MrE selects a Britsh Harrier-carrier, the kind with an upward slope at the far end, just to make sure that drivers that try will not make it back to the pits.
"I spent most of my money on wine and women...I wasted the rest"
Due to financial requirements, HRT signs Bernie E as pay driver. Bernie's cash infusion, allows development of 2012 title contending car. During 2011 season, Bernie improves his conditioning (thus reducing his weight to 60kg) & driving skills by hiring Antonio Pizonia as driving coach leading BE to win 2012 championship due to most Gold medals awarded in race wins & racing style points.
xpensive wrote:Ken Anderson finally manages to build his USF1 car and is somehow allowed to compete, although 12 months behind plan.
The line-up is now complete with his son Jason Anderson, long time xpected recruit Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull, singing "Locomotive breath" in every interview supported by Jon Anderson with a curious psycedelic beat, Swedish Ingmar Bergman actress Bibi Anderson for a little bit of cultural touch and finally Glen Anderson from Edmonton Oilers fame.
You forgot about main character, mr. Anderson AKA Keanu Reeves, driving only in black glasses on his head.
Alonso and Hamilton go into the final race as title favorites. The Red Bull was too fragile to finish enough races. They take each other out in the middle of the race, and Rosberg takes the lead.
After beating Schumacher for most of the year, Nico is the outside favorite to take the title, and wins the WDC and his first race at the same time.
Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute
1. Porsche is allowed a last minute entry with an all electic 4wd car that dominates the first half of the season.
2. Brawn not to be outdone, shucks Merc in favor of Tyrrell and reintroduces the 6-wheeler that gives Schumi the front grip he needs....he's the class of the field for the rest of the season and wins the title.
3. Rules for 2012 mandate turbines and KERS.
4. USF1 begs FIA to allow its fine to be paid in $5 monthly installments (oh wait...that one happened already).
Technical Regulations are neutralized and Newey designs a jet. Virgin, Lotus and FI also do so and outperform the bulls because of the knowledge of their airlines.
WDC points depend on spectators, so Chandhok in FI can win the WDC in India.
In his memoirs Bernie E admits that he is Eva Braun and Max M is Hitler.
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The 2011 soft Pirelli tyres receive rave reviews for their extreme levels of grip.
Controversy consumes the paddock when the secret of their stickiness is discovered through the revelation that the rubber has been recycled from MrM's old gimp suit collection.
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine ..."
will cut off access, and I'll begin shooting people. 
