In a blaze of media glory, Haug and Dimontezemelo announce their marriage.
Haug proposed to Luca on the riviera, as part of the marriage, Mercedes will use Ferrari and Ferrari Mercedes as per the scoop by Raymondu999.
It is known that Christian Horner is said to be heartbroken, having spent much time with Haug, or Norby as he so lovingly refers.
He has found some consolation however, by being caught in bed with former Renault man Briatore. This snap was found after the pair were holed up over the summer break at Briatores "lovenest".
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It's now also being speculated that Mclaren's Ron Dennis is looking to seduce Mario Theissen by offering him a gimp mask and punishment room for the pairs non-mainstream tastes. Theissen is said to be willing but only on the premise that he gets to wear a matching gimp suit at GP venues(holed up in a closet for the duration of course). Dennis is rumoured to want the vaunted BMW engine as recompense to Mario's demands! A deal is expected to be announced shortly.
Finally HRT are expected to be taken over by GlaxoSmithklineBeecham which would see the team being catapulted into the higher echelons of the grid. It will retain the same acronym, HRT, but will be the flagship advertiser for GlaxoSKB new Hormone Replacement Therapy drug. Both current drivers have been sacked with immediate effect and replaced with 2 Calvin Klein models plucked from the milanese cat walk, their names alone are said to be worth 0.5 seconds a lap!
Middle aged women all over the world are said to be rejoicing at the news,
