Headlines talking of doom, then there is this quote
Hamilton wrote:it handles really nice, better than last year's car, but it just doesn't have as much downforce.
I didn't see any canine references. The reason for the reduced downforce is obvious, no DDD.
Button said "We've not done as much running as we would have liked, which has hurt our set-up."
So, the shock horror story is that a car without a DDD has less downforce, and a team that has missed an entire testing session has had less time adjusting the set up.
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