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Rep: Jody, you've had so many accidents in your career, what do you do during an accident?
Jody: Well, first thing is you get your head down as low as you can, your feet away from the pedals and grab on to your seat belts with your hands so they don't fly outside. You wait until all the crashing and banging stops and then you count to ten before getting out.
Rep: Why do you count to ten?
Jody: Oh yea, that's in case your flying through the air!!!
"Driving a car as fast as possible (in a race) is all about maintaining the highest possible acceleration level in the appropriate direction." Peter Wright,Techical Director, Team Lotus
"This place is all monkey-see-monkey-do. If the winner climbs out of his car with a broomstick up his ass today, next year there's gonna be 32 guys here with broomsticks up their asses."
Dale Earnhardt:
pit: We can't make it to the end on this fuel without another caution.
Dale: I'm workin' on it
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see'im getting one. I cudn't unnerstand a wurd he sed. Heavn, not a yankee at least.. must be from some farn country.
Thursdays pressconferance, Brazil:
Felipe Massa: And also me and Lucas live in the same building. He never has food in his house, he’s always coming to my house to eat.
Lucas di Grassi: Hey, that’s… that’s true. Free lunch.
Martin Brundle: “How’s your car?”
Sebastian Vettel: “Blue, with black wheels on it.”
Radio to DC: "How is the car, how is the car?
DC: "Not good. Doesn't turn, doesn't stop, no traction." (dramatic pause) "Apart from that its great - having lots of fun!"
I wore my JPM shirt proud.
