Let's help Jeffsville a bit, something I really like to do, by presenting a typical layman tool. It's called "reductio ad absurdum", which is as useful as the mind experiments mentioned by JTom. So, here we go.
Even at the smoothest track surface in the world, one that might comply with hardingfv propositions, that is, dragster tracks specially designed for smoothness, actually, so smooth that the largest difference in height between
any two parts of the track is thinner than a regular piece of paper, I repeat,
even at this super-hyper-extra-mega-flat track with
no curves and essentially
no wheel braking you need a suspension.
The reason?
Well,
any irregularity in tyre grip not (more or less) handled by suspension will make a piston blow out spectacularly by variations on engine load. That's a common occurrence in dragster races and it is the reason why drag tracks
have to be so smooth.
Top dragster blows up its engine. Don't... blink... or you'll miss it.
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I hope this argument shows that suspensions are there not only to balance car corners, as JTom, always the tyre engineer, presumes happily, but I guess you'll also assume you can drive with seven pistons (or five in Europe) and move ahead. Anyway, don't do it on bikes.
Meet Mr. Piston... Hi, Mr. Piston. Ouch
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Comfort comes to mind, but hey, you can also assume infinitely rigid driver butts... (actually, some of them seem pretty rigid)
As you are asking a lot of questions I would like to make just one: how come that you find irrelevant the fact that a car which complies with your propositions cannot move because infinitely rigid tyres (only way to have no suspension
at all) cannot give you any grip?
Infinite means "infinite", it doesn't mean "a lot".
No suspension at all is like saying zero suspension and "zero" means "nothing", it doesn't mean "a little bit".
That's why I have to mention that hardingfv's "one molecule thick tyres" would suffer severe degradation through the race: they would go from one molecule thick to zero molecule thick in zero seconds, as you also cannot have grip without spending some rubber, by
definition of what grip is.
As I've noted, in an "infinite" car (per your propositions)
any road irregularity would cause infinite change in load on the engine, so even in a perfectly smooth track I would advise not to race against not "infinitely bound by rules" competitors.
For example, if I were in front of you during a race, I would throw all my discarded visor covers on your path, causing your engine to explode... by the tiny jump your car would make passing over the visor.
The inevitable conclusion: no suspension would mean infinite change load on engine when passing over anything your adversaries could throw on your way, and, thus, infinite exposure to competitor's tricks (remember the golden rule of strategy: "the others are also playing").
As the load change on the engine of a car passing over one of my discarded visors would be also infinite, and I am assuming an engine made of infinitely rigid materials (
otherwise it would flex and damp the car movements, as the Renault damper of years ago) you would have an infinite force acting on an infinitely resistant engine, per your propositions.
The mathematical collapse brought into being by an infinite force pushing on an infinitely hard object would cause an infinite explosion that would devastate the whole Universe.
That would look bad on FIA.
Perhaps that's how the Big Bang came into being: an infinitely naive engineer, like me, built an infinitely rigid car with no suspension, like hardingfv's proposes, and then he started it all.
So, there you have a reason to have a suspension: to avoid the end of the Universe as we know it. Also you can conclude that God is a mechanical engineer. Omnipotent but not omniscient.
Finally, it is my duty as a responsible scientist to recommend you that if you can actually devise a car with no suspension at all you should keep it out of the hands of those people at the Pentagon, taking in account the risk of huge explosions like Big Bang and their possible effects on humankind's ability to survive.
Kudos on your persistence, hardingfv. I think this thread (to survive a bit) needs a few numbers in any kind of first (or zeroth) degree approximation... and I really like this thread.
I hope DaveW learns something from this post: "if you cannot defeat them, join them".