Oh, the wild speculation is what makes this time of year so fun. It's like Spring Training - right around the corner - with baseball. No one's lost anything yet.
I still like my idea that the top and bottom slots are linked as a sort of self-sealing, circuitous air dam, or "those damn scoops." But, I think my affection is only based on the fact that it would work, however crudely, and I was the first person to risk looking like a moron by suggesting it.