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"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe." Murray Walker, San Marino 1985
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RB: After I'm gone, Paddy, watch your arse with this one. I think he could steal Bernie's balls and sell 'em back to him.
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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Wrong thread, but, I want this wrench!
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humble sabot wrote:
Wrong thread, but, I want this wrench!
Well if you are a good boy all year then maybe Santa will bring you one.
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dave34m wrote:
humble sabot wrote:
Wrong thread, but, I want this wrench!
Well if you are a good boy all year then maybe Santa will bring you one.
=D> =D> :lol:
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Frank: "So are these the soft or supersoft pirellis?"
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"Sorry Frank, I don't think your blown diffuser is working ..."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine ..."
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"So frustrating... getting wheelspin out of the café and into the paddock, bit bumpy over the cables going to the FI motorhome and my KERS has stopped working completely.."


"It´s ok Frank, we´ll go through the data over night and see what we can do"
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@SectorOne BRAVO!!
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I think this paints a very clear picture of the current Renault power plant...a photo couldn't justify this illustration!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaNrSJoarKo[/youtube]

Kamui: I was right behind kimi in the lane, then all of a sudden my engine turned off?!

Crew: It's ok Kamui, Ferrari must be using an EMP on us
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LD: You're really starting to wear on me, Stefano. There must be something else I can find for you.
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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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"Yes, if Stefano fails to deliver a championship this year, his new role will be in Italian telethon management."
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The MP4-29 celebrating his Bris Milah.
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