Caption Competition

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Why is there a Ferrari mechanic humping a Lotus nosecone? :|
"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe." Murray Walker, San Marino 1985

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stefan_ wrote:Why is there a Ferrari mechanic humping a Lotus nosecone? :|
Forgive the smutty joke but that is an interracial...

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Couldn't help myself to to make this...
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"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe." Murray Walker, San Marino 1985

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Kamui "Kamikaze" :lol:
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Ukio Kobayashi
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" Felipe baby - 20 boxes of Martini at the Lotus hospitality, or your race will be over 3.5 seconds after the lights go out."
.... Later today

"You didn't listen, Felipe Baby. The kamikaze I hired took good care of you"

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"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe." Murray Walker, San Marino 1985

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"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe." Murray Walker, San Marino 1985

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^^I laughed out loud at that one! XD
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someone posted this one in another forum as an addition
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I'll just leave this here:

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If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari.

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Why do i even bother!?!?!? Cars are as half as loud they used to be, and mine isn't even working.

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Vettel you need to get in the car, racing is starting soon.
- blub blub blub
What?? Why do you look drugged? Did you drink out of the blue can over there?
- yaa.....
- That´s motor oil ffs. oh my god, ok just get in the car, we´ll drop a story about a missing cylinder or something.
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