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If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari.
SectorOne wrote:Vettel you need to get in the car, racing is starting soon.
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What?? Why do you look drugged? Did you drink out of the blue can over there?
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- That´s motor oil ffs. oh my god, ok just get in the car, we´ll drop a story about a missing cylinder or something.
"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe."Murray Walker, San Marino 1985
Bernie: "Quick, Frank, you hold the money briefcase and let's get the f***k out of here!"
"...and there, very much in flames, is Jacques Laffite's Ligier. That's obviously a turbo blaze, and of course, Laffite will be able to see that conflagration in his mirrors... he is coolly parking the car somewhere safe."Murray Walker, San Marino 1985
The Testing for the 2015 Motor Generating Unit E(cclestone) is not going well. "There are complaints over the noise it makes" said one F1 insider. Another commentated that the MGU-E was more expensive and there's only 1 per season.
The ingredients for the recipe of success shall be added in the following order: Attitude, Aptitude and Altitude. Inversions to the prescribe order could seriously prevent altitude from happening, therefore giving a sour taste to the mix.
Didi: So you've been spying in the Mercedes Garage again?
Horn: Whatever do you mean
Didi: that's a nice Mercedes jumper under your red bull jacket...*points at your neck*
Horn: oh my, haha indeed I have been.
If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari.