Who's the funniest current F1T poster?

[flyboy2160]

Although I've long thought that very witty smartassing was one of the British National Pastimes, my vote is going to that Far-Flung Heathen, MOWOG.
Three of his latest jokes I can remember: the Isle of Mann banning lawyers; changes being allowed on the basis of safety because the cars are so slow, they're liable to get rammed from behind; and today's wing nuts prevalent as F1 fasteners.

I'm expecting the Brits here to step up, defend your National Wit Honor, and make this place a lot funnier. To many of the arguments here are posed as though the collapse of the Local Space Time Continuum (Back to The Future II) hinges on their resolution.

[bhall II]

Sadly (?), I think we've recently lost the best source of humor on this fine forum.

You cannot multiply an energy with a constant and get any thing else but an energy. Hence torque cannot be anything but an energy. The multiplication with the angular distortion only determines the amount of energy that is absorbed by the system and nothing else.

This whole thread is a goldmine.

[rjsa]

It's not the first time WB slams the door on his way out, and I doubt it will be the last.

[Cam]

Frankly, I'd suggest a long, hard look in the mirror to anyone whose emotional connection to a veritable stranger has produced a need for fulfillment so strong that it overrides that person's wishes. It's unhealthy.

WB left because his personal wishes was to not interact with certain forum members - yet again it seems others are more than ready to serve up their hypocrisy on the plate when it suits. You just can't seem to let go.... funny that.

Funny as in 'ha ha' or the other funny? Because there's a few candidates both ways.

[bhall II]

I have no idea what you've just said.

[flyboy2160]

What's wrong with you people? I start a thread to celebrate wit and humor, but you're already at each others throats. Stop it. I won't lock this thread, I'll delete the whole lot of your posts. And besides, WB isn't a current poster, so you're off-topic anyway.

[gray41]

Me..

[turbof1]

Me..

You are as gray as your name. Atleast when I spin my turbo, the jokes come at 125,000rpm.

[CBeck113]

Me..

You are as gray as your name. Atleast when I spin my turbo, the jokes come at 125,000rpm.

Does that make you a split personality like the Mercedes, or a bit on the small side like Ferrari?

[turbof1]

No it makes me an unpredictable and actually unknown factor, like the upcoming Honda one.

[Greg Locock]

on the evidence of this thread, somebody else.

[SectorOne]

Greg wins.

[MOWOG]

Clearly, there is an anti-colonist animus among the good people at this location. What...are you all Tories or something?

[Moxie]

You'll never know. Every time I crack wise, I get a bunch of down votes or a moderator sees fit to delete my post.

[MOWOG]

Maybe you just need to work at it a little harder, Moxie. As Jerry Seinfeld once said: "Dying is easy. Comedy is HARD!"

I used to worry about up votes and down votes until I realized I really don't care that much. As long as I don't get banned from the site, I'm good.