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Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
You know the Ducks are going to win the cup there F1.redbaron
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
I'll be rooting for Ottawa, since my Leafs didn't make the playoffs.
The man said, "My dog watches all the Maple Leafs games on TV. Everytime they lose, he lies down and cried his eyes out." His friend says, "That's incredible. What does he do when they win?" The man replied, "I don't know, I'll let you know when it actually happens."
I been to a couple of Sabres games..actually 7 rows behind the hockey nets..so much fun. But I am a Rangers fan..and sadly they blew it this year
A Canadiens, a Bruins and a Senators fan were walking towards the Air Canada Center. They were each wearing the cap of our favorite hockey team. They were passing an alley when they noticed a woman lying on her back, naked and unconscious. In the interest of modesty, the first guy placed his Habs cap on her left breast. The second guy of course did the right thing and placed his Bruin cap over her right breast. The third guy placed his Senators cap between the poor woman's legs. They summoned a beat cop who was walking by and showed him what they had found. He looked for a while, picked up the Senator cap, looked again, replaced it and said 'hmm, never seen anything like that before'. The Habs fan asked him what was so strange and he replied that in his 20 years on that beat he'd only seen assholes underneath Senators caps."
Friday May 13, 2005, 10:12 pm
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ----head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
