Ladies and gentlemen, I think it is now safe to announce it publically: We have a new Ralf Schumacher. I am, of course, talking about Sato, formula ones equivalent for a drunkdriver. We all have watched intently, and sometimes with horror, how he has from weekend to weekend kept on crashing into other people and driven more off track than actually on it. His crashes have been more frequent than mclaren's engine issues, and that is a lot to say. It is now saturday, before qualifying session, and he has already crashed and pissed off other drivers on the track. Ralf is a mere amateur comparing to Sato, who is quaranteed for at least two spins, one crash and finally an engine failure per weekend
He might seem fast, but underneath it all he is still just a minardi-class driver who can't controll himself. I say sack him and bring back villeneuve!
