Re-watched parts, F1 coverage is on the level of Onion articles, 5 s into the race expert Coulthard:
- Wehrlein had a 'great' start, 2 places = Gutierrez + Verstappen. Alonso, Massa, Grosjean didn't have great starts because they're not in sponsored by Mercedes promotion program . Told you they're contractually obliged to do this nonsense
Loses two places = still 'doing great'.
- Blames Mercedes' 'Achilles heel' for Hamilton's bad start. A prophet? No, a script, flaws in the heroes we're selling do not exist.
What else is new:
- Hamilton is not admitting he messed up. It's only when Rosberg has bad starts (Germany, Hungary) and loses wins everything is OK with the car, a miracle.
- Red Bull overselling overtake with a quicker car on quicker tyres that should have been comfortably in front of Williams every second of this grand prix as the second coming. Bottas went to sleep and forgot to defend, too.