Caption Competition

[Big Tea]

http://photoblog.statesman.com/wp-conte ... ery-11.jpg

(music)
OOPs up side my head, I said oops up side my head.

(Apologies to anyone under 40)

[JonoNic]

http://photoblog.statesman.com/wp-conte ... ery-11.jpg

Sit down if you want Massa to return. I guess that's unanimous...

[roon]

"Formula One is not offering me the challenges I am looking for."

[roon]

[Big Tea]

https://i.imgur.com/Tg7Ob5B.jpg

"Formula One is not offering me the challenges I am looking for."

One week you are flying, the next you retire.

[GTO99]

https://i.imgur.com/obk9Dxi.jpg

Wolff (Lap 4): Stuttgart, we need more power!
Stuttgart: We're working on it Cap.
Wolff: (Lap 23): Dammit Stuttgart, give Lewis more power!
Stuttgart: We're giving it all she's got Captain. If we push it any harder the whole thing will blow!

[Big Tea]

https://i.imgur.com/obk9Dxi.jpg

Wolff (Lap 4): Stuttgart, we need more power!
Stuttgart: We're working on it Cap.
Wolff: (Lap 23): Dammit Stuttgart, give Lewis more power!
Stuttgart: We're giving it all she's got Captain. If we push it any harder the whole thing will blow!

You cannae change the laws of physics ji.. erm Toto. You are not in Kansas now Toto.

[Sieper]

I can see your Halo Halo Halo, ooohoooooowoohooooh

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby, I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby, I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo (halo) halo

[turbof1]

https://i.imgur.com/Tg7Ob5B.jpg

I can see your Halo Halo Halo, ooohoooooowoohooooh

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby, I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby, I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo (halo) halo

Halo protecting the undersideeeeee
It got mocked a thousand tiimeesss
To flip flops the comparisons have gone
But without me you'd never have gone home

Incoming from the outsideeee!
Without my protection you would have dieeeddd!
So say sorry and stop breaking my heart
If not for me you would have ripped apart like a brisket in a store

[djos]

"Formula One is not offering me the challenges I am looking for."

RedBull giveth thee wings.... And McLaren taketh them away!

[Big Tea]

Yes, I said I need to be higher, above cars like Sauber but its not what I intended

[Morteza]

https://twitter.com/f1writers/status/10 ... 37476?s=19

[djos]

Did someone paint a picture of Hamilton on the barriers?

[Morteza]

[JonoNic]

Fastest lap?! It's like being between a Heinekin and zero alcohol...