Clone drivers

[roon]

In the interest of economic sustainability, parity, and the prevention of further salary wars, I propose the creation of a spec driver.

[MtthsMlw]

Nah let's go with autonomous cars driven by AI already.

[Big Tea]

Nah let's go with autonomous cars driven by AI already.

Who does All Already drive for? is he any good?

[roon]

Al Already won the Indydega 500.5 six times driving a Ford Monte Camino Royalero. His teammate Al Grythm was less well know and prone to crashing. Al had a career-long rivalry with Gene Splicer, known for his Southern blot technique, strategically dripping engine oil at critical moments during a race, usually as an overtake inhibitor.

[MtthsMlw]

Summer break is taking a toll on roon's mental state already

[izzy]

Yes it's just the same idea as ballasting the seat to equalise driver size, after all. It's so unfair how some drivers are genetically doomed to be midfield when it's not their fault! . Anyone should have the right to Max or Lewis' genes and have a fair chance to compete on a level playing field. Or Alex's maybe, he's hybrid too.

[Tim.Wright]

I'd personally invest in the commercial rights and spare parts supply of a race series with 22 drivers built as a genetically optimised hybrid of Pastor Maldonado, Romain Grosjean, Kevin Magnussen & Taki Inoue.