This is completely ludicrous. Congrats F1 (as it is now legally known from henceforth so all of those with short attention spans can text it easier), you've screwed the pooch more than NASCAR.
None of this improves the show. Good tracks will still produce good races. The Hangaroring & most of the Tilke tracks will still be boring as hell (but now with more crashes on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUN-DAY).
I think if we're going to do the WDC this way, we should just scrap points all together. The constructors will be determined by # of team wins. For both, in the event of a tie, you shouldn't go to a back up points tally. Instead they should just set up a giant cage at the start/finish line of the last race & have an mixed martial arts throw down. 5 rounds of 5 min each I say. And the bonus is that you can even charge more for that race if you get a triple bill. I mean, c'mon, who wouldn't want to see Ross Brawn & Martin Whitmarsh cage fight for the constructors title?
Just think of the new fans this would bring in!
I also think that the idea of GP2 as the support series should be scrapped. Instead, maybe you bring in the
USLMRA. Or maybe some tractor pulls or a monster truck rally. Hell, all 3! That is some serious backyard engineering in those events for us techies!
Finally, I think the army of each host country should provide a sniper at the service of the FIA. Fan in the crowd being uncouth? Solved! Someone in danger of sealing the "Championship" up to early? Not today buddy! Hookers in the vicinity? Well, just send them to Max to deal with tersely.
I think we've made some real headway here today. Thanks for your time everyone.
PS - Islamatron is really the illegitimate love child of Bernie & Max. It's the real reason Slavica left Bernie.