I don't think that shunt anchors are probably a workable idea, but I love the thought and the discussion!
Makes a very refreshing change from some of the other threads.
I think it would be potentially problematic to have something which deploys automatically in the event of an impact or lateral motion. Surely it would be going off at unintended moments.
Would some sort of airbag(s) system in the cockpit all round the driver to shield them from an impact be in any way feasible?