I’m bored with another two weeks off F1. Here’s a list of things you don't hear everyday:
"He’s taking his yacht to Silverstone."
"Ayrton, what was it like going toe-to-toe with the Life car?"
"I love my wife. But if Alonso leaves?"
"Stoddard questioned whether tires are even needed, citing that his engineers tried flipping the wings and it "f***ing worked"."
“No, I said piss stop.”
"What happened in '97 with Michael is all behind us now."
"NO ONE touches the CAR grid girl, NO ONE."
"It's been a monsoon weekend here in Bahrain."
"But the fact remains that there were parking lines at Virage Rascasse."
"F1's always been a feeder league for NASCAR, and verce visa. Or however that word goes."
"The Nurburgring has Mickey Mouse turns on the infield, that's why I'm moving to NASCAR."
"Max was heard to say "Whoa... BONUS" after hearing that the spilt rear wing has the serendipitous effect of eliminating the cost of maintaining two mirrors."
"The recent cost saving measures in Formula One will be passed onto the fans."
"I'm sure Tilke can handle the safety concerns of the Vatican circuit."
"I swear at DC all the time."
"Kimi takes his designated driver responsibilities very seriously. Have you read his six rules for a DD?"
"Briatore and Bourdais were all smiles."
"Bernie, yah pip squeak, get over here."
“But the Queen remained adamant that they let her in.”
“Bush intelligently quipped...”
“With the driver’s title sewn up and one race remaining in the constructor’s title, the weary driver backed slowly from his exhausted car, turned and yelled towards his crew “DUDES... that’s a cow painted on my car right?”.”
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