F1 Limericks

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andrew
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Joined: 16 Feb 2010, 15:08
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F1 Limericks

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Found something similar to this when trying find an answer for the Quiz thread and thought why not? Bit of light hearted fun and completely off topic, nothing more.

Feel free to post F1 related limericks, haikus, sonnets, etc etc. Keep it clean, inofensive and light hearted. Here's some to get the ball rolling:

Ferrari's are Red
Red Bulls are blue
Don't be forgetting
Fernando is faster than you

There was a big beard called Nick,
he was known for being quite quick,
but he never had the best car,
so his career hasn't gone far
Let's hope his Renault can do the trick!

Red bull were king of the mound
Cause their front wings flex down to the ground
DC doesn't doesn't notice
Are there hidden motives?
Of course! He's contractually bound.

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Pandamasque
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Joined: 09 Nov 2009, 17:28
Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

Re: F1 Limericks

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When I tried to read the above I automatically began singing this:
andrew wrote:Ferrari's are Red
Red Bulls are blue
Don't be forgetting
Fernando is faster than you
...and I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.