While we wait, from REDDIT
FIA World Snowball Fight Championship
Mercedes: Expresses fear that Ferrari and Red Bull will bring competitive snowballs. Snowball flies 10 km/h faster than anyone else's.
Ferrari: Threatens to quit the championship in response to the FIA's proposed regulation changes to reduce the number of fingers used to grip the snowball from 5 to 3.
Red Bull: Gets everyone excited with a beautiful icosahedron snowball only to disappoint by ultimately unveiling a regular snowball.
McLaren: After 3 long years of snowballs disintegrating mid-air, McLaren feels confident after changing snow suppliers. Dislocates wrist while attempting first throw.
Force India: Somehow made a great snowball with snow they scraped off of windshields in the parking lot. Unfortunately, their throwers keep throwing them at each other.
Renault: Brings a bright yellow snowball. Nobody wants to ask how they made it.
Williams: Brings a snowball that flies very fast in a straight line, but tumbles and sinks like a rock in the presence of crosswind.
Toro Rosso: Teamed up with McLaren's former snow supplier. Snowball flies farther and without disintegrating, making everyone question their sanity.
Haas: Half the snowball was made by Ferrari.
Sauber: Confusion in the ranks after three people show up claiming to have been hired for the fight.