Well, it seems the thread has cooled enough to risk beign nagged (but without having to edit the very same posts you are trying to answer...
).
Belatti wrote:Would it be a good idea to make the 1996 Monza GP kind of chicanes in every track to avoid these kind of stupid situations? What do you think?
Well, Belatti, let me speak for everyone here, like everyone else is doing.
No, it's not a good idea, because Hamilton would have crashed and he would have lost valuable points toward
his championship.
On the other hand, maybe you're right. After all, one of our most prized constitutionally protected duties at a forum is to try to invent solutions to non-existent problems. I would estimate that lately this occupies 85 percent of my time around here. Usually I fail, but it's better than listening to other members opinions.
And that is why we must stress to our children how important racing is. We must tell them: Race hard! Learn as much as you can! Because we, your predecessors in racing, are getting stupider by the day. We're experiencing massive brain leakage.
Besides, I don't think this is a stupid situation
at all. It worries me. I think it shows a glimpse of Hamilton's health status. I quote him:
"I was accelerating so that I didn't lose too much ground, because I thought that would be unfair. I didn't want to wait until he'd flown past because we were still racing.
Racing through the chicanes... That statement implies that we have here a very grave situation. Hamilton suffers from a disease that we call in this forum "testicular otitis". It's a dreaded disease, lemme tell you: people can actually hear you, they even can repeat what you've said to them, but
they pretend to be bollocks.
No, no, don't laugh. This thing is serious. I suggest to make a complete medical review of Hamilton's ears. He risks
his championship, because I've heard you need ears to drive an F1 car.
I have a theory here: it's the
cloning. You'll see: Enzo Ferrari did not die. He faked his own death. Or, if he died, he cloned himself and educated himself in the same exact way. He then converted himself through advanced cosmetic surgery into a british mechanic and got involved into the McLaren team, which he currently runs! Then (and that's the incredible part), he
cloned himself again and through even more advanced cosmetic surgery, his "son" became an F1 driver. Hence the weakness of hearing: caused by repeated cloning. Can't you see it? Dennis and Hamilton behave like the old Enzo did... So, it's a conspiracy! With a lot of exclamation marks! I'm enraged at that! I have proof! Someone told me!
Besides, who are those so-called FIA stewards? I've been following F1 for some years and I've watched every race: take that, so-called FIA stewards with your fancy titles of so-called "expertise"! Who needs telemetry when you have pictures of the so-called race?
Now, in my exalted role as moderator, I'll teach you what we've learned from the International Sporting Code at this forum: to contradict every decission against our interests or our favoritism, claiming that is a cheat. That's the spirit of the Sporting Code, no more, no less. Sportmanship? I'll teach you sportmanship. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser (me).
Unfortunately, Withmarsh has more common sense than the rest of the team:
Team boss Ron Dennis, meanwhile, invited reporters to "draw your own conclusions" about anti-McLaren conspiracy theories.
"I'm sure Ron didn't indicate that really," said his deputy, Whitmarsh. "He had the frustrations that happen immediately after the race. We had three penalties this weekend, we have got to accept it and move on."
You know, in times past we complained that Ferrari cheated at every race and got away with it.
Nowadays, things have changed. Nowadays we complain about McLaren cheating at every race and NOT getting away with it. O tempora, o mores.
But enough about me. Let's go back to the
OTHER RACE NEWS: I am not aware of other race news.