Why, oh, why is there so much crying? Is it because it is illegal? Is it because it gives an unfair advantage? Or is it because the crybaby teams are talent deficient, and cannot think outside of the 175mm box?
I think that the Toyota and Williams interpretations are pure genius, and any team that cries should instead get some new blood in their paddock, because this is what happens when your people habitually marry their cousins.